TSROTT(The Stupid Rise of Text Talk)

    With the magic of cell phones, the young and old alike can talk to each other in a private place through a system called text messaging. The small keys make it hard to tell someone your life story, so Text talk was created. LOL is laugh out loud, JK is just kidding, and brb is be right back. I hate text talk. I also use it and I want to stop. It's annoying, rude, and overused and just how did it invade the internet and phones alike?

Another problem with the internet and phones

     Laziness is the main reason, but I excuse you because those tiny little letters on the phone are hard to press. LOL feels like it's...not even funny but just a courtesy thing. Just like likes that I talked about last post. I mean HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA isn't much better but because you're doing something different it's automatically more satisfying to the person receiving your luls. Texts aren't the final boss of this game though, the true enemy is Internet users.

We cannot grasp the true form of the trolls attack

        Internet users tend to use text talk two. Now that cannot be justified. I can write looooong boring paragraphs easily in little time with my keyboard because it's BIG. Laziness is the only reason why you would write LOL instead of "I laughed out loud".  It's rude, annoying, lazy and doesn't satisfy anyone. So before you put LOLJKROTFLOLTTISS on your next youtube comment, think again. The person and I would rather have you just put cool.

Well i'm Joe Nunyabeeswax and that's my two cents about text talk. Thanks for reading.

The Like Obsessed World

    My morning routine consists of waking up and checking my computer. Whatever website it is, I check for likes, or views, or comments. Heck, I did it just this morning with this blog. In honor of my many mental problems, today on Blog and Wario, we are discussing LIKES.

Facebook. It's a place where you can troll or stalk your ex, sign petitions no one looks at, or look at games(that your ten year old kid is using your credit card for). However, a large trait in this instantly popular social network is the two thumbs. Like, or dislike. So many choices, so little time. Now liking is sort of a simple courtesy thing mind you but still, a lot of likes make your face turn from creepy to happy. But....why?


Self-Esteem are two words that are key to my argument. Naturally, it's well, always been like that. Before the days where you could troll your friends with about seven letters and a space, you had to in real life. If people told you they liked your shoes or shirt, that made you happy. If you got a good grade, you were happy.

But I digress, the problem with likes, views, and subscribes on the internet is how we BEG. Like and subscribe is the new routine, and it should stop. A zillion likes doesn't excite people anymore because they didn't earn it. Drop the endslates and quit begging, and when your reach that big 100, 1000, 1,000,000 it'll feel about 10 times better.

This is Joe, and you just read Blog and Wario. See you guys soon.
                                           

                                           because everyone needs more rainbows in their life.